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so i'm sitting here on the melbourne library floor, with new laptop, (god i fucking love this thing) after eight hours of physics/math and i'm cross legged and my feetsies are sleeping but that's ok because the numbers have stopped!!! i have formulae coming out of my ears.. i had to get up just before five to get to physics by nine from butfuck idaho and there's only half an hour inbetween classes so i spent that cackling like a chook with all the classmates i haven't seen for six weeks.. instead of eating lunch.. so by about 2.30 i was actually nodding off in class.. right around the whole 'express-nCr-thingamies-in-the-pascall's-triangle-format' episod.. no kidding i thought it was just because i had had no sleep and no food but i looked at the others after class (after they slapped me awake) and we were all exchanging baffled, worried looks like some unseen hand was drawing straws to determine which of us would be anally violated by the latest algebraic calculator model..

and maaaaaaaan.. i can't believe it's you you big dork!! raymond makes his own muesli? err.. look if i start apologising now for who i was when i was younger i would start a huge fucking satanic snowball of self loathing so i dunno.. i prolly did and said some pretty gay ass crap but hey.. teenagers generally are shit.. and trust me you got off easy.. i left that high school when i had just turned 15 but when i turned 16.. i became the fucking antichrist.. i'm ok now though. i only slaughter and devour an unbaptised child every other weekend..

if today's classes are anything to go by, i am going to be right strung out for the whole year.. it's the first day back and i have about 12 hrs homework.. oh and there's no lockers so they're buying more but until they get delivered i have to drag my huge bag full of books and supplies around with me like a total bag hag.. anyway... i shall see you all soonish.. as i couch surf across the suburbs of melbourne, haggard from displacement and over-concentration...

god i need to fart.. loudly.. i've needed to fart for twelve hours now but have been surrounded by peeps, i'm not used to having to hold it in.. it will be a total ass hurricane by the time it is released.. i will blow a hole in chanter's wall.. nnnnng..