negative emus

so i'm learning to do algebra on a CALCULATOR. get down. i like doing it manually better though. i think that makes me a masochist to some but the graphing machine just takes all the fun out of math. today i was having trouble trying to figure out how it all worked.. there was this verbal question about finding the amount of emus and the amount of sheep in a combo herd of 57 total animals and 168 total legs which i did fine on paper but when i tried to graph it on the calculator i got negative emus. the sheep were fine though. i wrestled with the concept of the negative emu for a time, postulating that maybe there was some kind of parallel timeline crossover thing going on but the physics from the day before fell fairly short. anyway i camped at pickle's place last night and stayed up too late drinking the vino rouge, which possibly locates the well from which the unsuccessful negative emu model sprang. i blame the mahogany one. the one that slept through his alarm the next morning heh. oh fleur's up the fucking duff again. jesus christ. my best friends will shortly have two children. i could pretend one wasn't really happening but two... well there's just no amount of physics that's going to explain that out of existence so unfortunately i'm just going to have to swallow the concept of multiple offspring.. they increase relatively proportionally with my age. it'd be nice if, when fleur's womb dried up, i'd stop getting older. stranger things have happened. like negative emus.

ps thankyou to ma niggas for all the monday night hospitality.. seriously seriously appreciated.