Beelzebubby

OMFG! it's letting me post photos!!!!!!!!!! look at this gorgeous fat mole. she's now overdue. it doesn't wanna leave the bat cave. must be male.. though i reckon it's a girl but am shit at predicting gender. man she fuckin needs reversing beeps and extra mirrors just to get round the house.. look at her.. too cute.. must DIE! seeing as it's letting me post photos i'm going to now go mental........... but instead of attaching photos to posts of yesteryear, i'll just put them all on with some gay captions so you'll know what the fark they're of.. i can't stop looking at that fat belly!!! that kid is going to have to become immune to embarassment.. we are going to warp it's fragile little mind.. in a good way though. i'm not coming to the city til the bitch goes into labour. it was due on the 11th and apparently your first baby is, on average 8 days late of the due date.. i'm like.. GLUED TO THE FUCKING PHONE! i'm so friggin big kevved it's not funny.. hee HEEEEEEE i'm gonna be an aunty to the bellyfruit of beelzebub!! that's so what i'm calling it.. Beelzebubby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EEEEEE *wets pants*