pussy penis

planted out greenhouse yesterday. filled hanging baskets. planted more red spring onions, basil, round golf ball carrots. mulched. fertilised with this stinky composted peletised chook poo called.. rooster booster (!) stuffed zuchinni flowers and microwaved them (i have run out of gas for the burner) and they exploded cheese and herbs everywhere. repotted purple chilli, strawberries, and i think i murdered my healthiest tomato (doh) it was in this tiny pot and it was like.. ten times too massive for it and it was in the shade.. (no good for tomatoes) so i went to pick the pot up to move it into the sun and the thing had sent roots out through the drainage holes and grown into the ground and i snapped them all.. thought.. fuck it.. prolly dead anyway.. so i repotted it into a huge tub but it was already fruiting.. i feel so guilty!! don't think they would have ripened up in the shade anyway though. cat scab shrinking despite daily ripping. i brushed him today cause he was harking up more fur than usual.. i swear when i was done.. he'd lost a fuckin kilo.. there's a baseball sized clump of cat hair.. how can short haired cats (particularly the svelte oriental types) SHED SO MUCH?!.. he is middle aged, perhaps he is balding. i saw his penis for the first time the other day. god cat penii are hilarious. i came out and he was fellating himself on the sacrificial rug and i just lost my shit. i think i laughed for a full five minutes.. he had shrivelled up and slunk off long before i wiped the tears from my eyes so i think he'll blow himself in private from now on.. oh the shame.