Monday, February 05, 2007

demonspawn

i got a coupla long lime green stripey zuchinnis! they're supposed to be straight but mine have come out all twisted into long warped C shapes.. so no sex with vegetables for me.. mmm zuchinni flowers stuffed with ricotta and chives.. mmmm.. went to see fleur again.. she's nine months preggers now.. i feel like i am on call.. when it's all born and shit neither her or her husband want to cut the cord so i offerred to chew through it.. and i also told her i was going to hold her down and MILK her if she didn't let me taste her breast milk in my coffee.. there's always more than the baby needs anyway, so what's the probe? i drink milk from a fly encrusted bovine teet, i can atleast TRY my best friends boob juice.. atleast she's from the same species (to my knowledge) can't wait.. i wanna make scones with it. i wonder if you can get cream off the top? mmm lady cream (that actually sounds a tad bisexual) i keep asking her what she's going to season the placenta with before she eats it.. i suggested a crust of moroccan spice.. and a side salad. i wanna be there so when the head comes out i can shout "well fuck me! it's HUMAN!" now we must all hold hands and pray to the goddess of intact perinaeums for her anal and vaginal safety! and that's it. out of pregnancy humour for now.. i can't wait to see the little maggot's blood covered, discharge streaked face.. she's going to do it without drugs so i asked if i could have them. nuh. tight ass.. maybe not for much longer though!! RRRRRRIIIP!!!!!! pray dam you PRAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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