t-t-t-t-T-T-TTTOMATOES!!!!!!!

FINALLY!!!! after about SIX FUCKING months of back breaking hard yakka, i have TOMATOES!!!!! they're still tiny and green but.. I HAVE TOMATOES!!! black russians (blackish maroon ones) and jaune flamee (orange cherry ones) are in sight.. stripey ones are in the wings.. all the shit in my green house has stopped being eaten.. i moved some pots around in there the other day and found out why.. i have pobblebonk frogs in there!! (their real name.. say it in a really low voice.. pobblebonk pobblebonk.. it's the sound they make) they are EATING all those murderous chewing, egg laying, insect fucks that were wiping out my seedlings.. hurrah for adorable amphibians.. hey my mate fran told me about this hilarious documentary she saw called "tourettes summer camp"... (0)_(0) ... can you imagine.. oh i got home from ballarat today and pod had killed ANOTHER young rabbit on the rug.. except this time he had thoroughly disembowelled it all over the floor.. a half chewed stomach here, a shiny, slimily packed colon there.. half a skull.. wtf? you have prime tender young rabbit haunch right there, perhaps a breast.. or festy offal and scratchy, sharp bone.. which one would you choose?! HE EATS THEIR LEGS OFF... WHY? i went to scratch my face just before and it stung like ass cancer.. i looked in the mirror.. and i'm sunburnt as all hell.. must've been the 20 minutes i spent in the outdoor gardening section of bunnings.. 20 minutes i tell you.. there's this really cute checkout guy there, he's black as midnight, i'm thinking about him now.. frollicking naked in the sun.. without ever having to worry about spf.. bastard