anal bolognaise

then came the drinking.. we had corona at the puppet venue, kilkenny pints at the backpackers that tasted like piss, then around six caraffes of sake at robot, where mick gave the HOT new bartender his mobi no. (balls = 10/10), then to misty where we had absinthe, then we buggered off back to mick's, but i was not content and insisted on making a pitstop at the 24 hr bottle-o, where i picked up a sixpack of corona.. mick went to bed while me and jen stayed up and prevented him from sleeping.. she had two beers, i had the other four, then we hit mick's spirits, jen had gin and green tea, i had kalua and milk.. around three of the big bastards.. i should've been vomitting out of my rectum after such a cocktail of paint stripper, but i was fine! which is very very scary and awesome! maybe all this organic shit i'm eating is paying off! perhaps it was the vitamin c pill i ingested before catching the train down.. all i suffered was a little head spinning and a headache easily defeated by panadol.. I AM HARDCORE!!! now that i can drink again.. i really SHOULD concentrate on getting my ass into uni.. except not today.. my ass is not going anywhere as it must remain in the vicinity of the toilet bowl as there is reheated canned beef bolognaise shooting out of it.. note to anus "never reheat canned beef sauce twice and eat it after a mental night out on the piss"