roll up roll up 4 NYE

come one come all to NEW YEARS EVE celebrations at the church in the middle of nowhere!! bring spare panties, pyjamas and pillows cause driving out to butfuck idaho spells S-L-E-E-P-O-V-E-R.. instead of just a straight costume party, el churcho will be sporting a VARIETY SHOW theme on the altar stage, for which you are all required to perform an act.. musical, comedic, poetic, re-enacty, demonstrative, sacrificial or perhaps pornographic (will supply livestock on request).. use your fucking imaginations! those who come unprepared must perform an act from ... dun dun DUNNNN.. the HAT of shame.. which i advise you strongly not to subject yourselves to-as i have a very sick imagination.. multiple acts are encouraged.. shower before you come (tank water + drought = limited aqua hospitality) and bring your own intoxicants as i will be supplying as much dinner and breakfast as my wallet will allow.. no cops, no neighbours, no fuckin worries, let's run a fuckin muck.. and remember DON'T FORGET YOUR ACT.. and RSVP by 26th december...
ps. if anyone has a DECENT stereo system/speakers/microphone, even karaoke machine.. please volunteer it's services as i only have a CRAP ten year old portable which simply will not do.. anyone with any trippy lighting, strobe, disco ball etc please also offer up.. i have sweet FA entertainment-wise so any props will make it better for us all! laaaateeerrrrrrrrrrrr