the tonkinator

my cat is tonkinese.. i know i go on about him a bit.. but well nothing much really happens out here.. so shutup and read or get fucked.. he killed a friggin rabbit last night i put it under the oak tree.. i woke up this morning and he had killed a fat mouse and left it for me on the sacrificial rug.. i put that next to the rabbit under the oak.. then i was gardening and i went to check the mail and there he was sitting a metre from another murdered rabbit.. only he must've actually been a bit lunchy cause he had gnashed off the front of it's neck and its two front legs.. it was covered in flies.. when i picked it up it's head hung eerily from a bit of neck fur. what is it with cats and necks? anyway i put that next to the other two victims.. that oak tree is gonna have alot of blood and bone this year.. i promised that when he killed enough fauna to make a complete circle of death around the flora, i'd treat him to the vet as he will have clearly earned his keep. cute native birds and frogs will result in the removal of one carcass from the tally.. magpies and cockatoos are ok.. but i'd love to be a fly on the wall when he tries to take on one of those viscious swooping/nut stealing bastards.. he got the munchies and devoured a gorgeous blue wren a few weeks ago.. he left the feathers on my bedroom floor.. and a leg.. i just don't know how i can teach him to discriminate between animals that i think are cool and animals that i want him to kill as slowly as possible.. *sigh* i planted a whole bunch of seeds today to replace all my little babies that were eaten alive in the last few days.. i sprayed. i sprinkled. i covered. fuckers got me dancin that's for sure. i will not rest until EVERY LAST ONE IS FUCKING DEAD.. anyway you guys HAVE to check out "charlie the unicorn" it's a pisser that my mate levena sent me.. shun the non-believer!!! go here immediately! >>>> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFP0q4qzGw4