the answer is... 42
the question therefore must be "how many sphincters are there in the human body?" to which the answer is actually 42.. which got me to thinkin.. where the FUCK are those 42 sphincters? well heart, stomach, genitals, anus, and eye are a few main ones.. alot of them are microscopic apparently.. but the eye one freaks me out.. the pupillary sphincter! heh join me on a journey into my disgusting freaky mind and imagine with me.. taking a shit.. with your EYE!!!!!!!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! do it!!! squint one eye and boggle the other one out and imagine pushing out an EYE TURD! ..the really disturbing part would be having to read the paper with your anus at the same time.. heh.. toilets would be alot smaller.. crying would be smelly and prolly be the direct result of eating too many green apples.. i could run with this for a long long time but i have to go study some quantum mechanics.. i really wish the dude who came up with the algorithm for electron configuration would do an eye turd.. after he'd eaten chilli.. bastard..
so sayeth mara - church wrecker at 2:04 PM
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sphincters??? WTF?!!!#%^!!
Get out of that church...
and visit a museum or something.
Go to the art centre..
recharge your spaced out arse.
love and kisses sean.
hahaha i just loved that! i remember learning about that ocular sphincter thinggamahjig in uni!! oh man you crack me up mara. miss ya babes, i'm sorry i haven't been out to visit. but i'm gonna come out REAL soon and will make sure I pack some yummy food for us!! oh and a few smokes hahaha btw, have almost finished burning that collection of Dopefiend Podcasts for ya.....complete with the most recent LIVE shows from the CANNABIS COLLEGE at 420 in AMSTERDAM!!!!!! Plus my last 2 music ones...oh and HEAPS of psychedelic ones - some on extraction of DMT, others all about Salvia. Which reminds me.....I need to ask you something!
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